Startup office hours, minus the ego

Your pitch
needs a slap.

A blunt little AI that challenges your startup idea, checks the market, and gives you one test worth running.

Slap my idea How it works

$9.99/month. Cancel anytime. No pitch-deck theatre.

NO FLUFF
SHOW RECEIPTS
A cartoon pitch deck carrying an oversized verdict stamp
THE WHOLE PROCESS

Three moves. Zero innovation cosplay.

01

Make your claim

Tell it the idea, customer, and why anyone should care.

02

Face the receipts

It questions the premise and checks the current market.

03

Run one real test

Leave with one cheap experiment, not a 40-page strategy.

SERIOUSLY.
WHAT'S UNDER THE HOOD?

An API call with one good skill.

OpenAI API plus an office-hours prompt that knows how to push on shaky premises. That's literally the product.

  • Current market research
  • Account-synced case files
  • One concrete validation test

Enough nodding.
Let's test the damn thing.

Enter office hours

$9.99/month · cancel anytime